Muuido, Incheon, Korea- Just off the west coast of the Korean peninsula, a gaggle of waygooks spent the weekend galavanting on the mud flats of Muuido. The island was surprisingly easy to access through a combination of public transportation, including the world's shortest ferry ride. Foreigners flock to this beach every weekend to bathe in the sun, hike out to the ocean, dance in the sand, and cram into tiny huts for a few precious hours of sleep before waking up to do it all again.
Our special correspondent patrolled the shore line, armed only with a microphone, interviewing the cast to document this merry montage. Responses varied as the day melted into night and casual day drinking escalated to evening debauchery, but the highlight reel survives. Just remember, folks, you heard it here first, on Muuido Today/Tonight/After Hours.
"Hey, why don't we use this cooler as a...cooler?"
"Cooler? I barely even know her!"
"Home to the world's lamest zipline"
"HOVERCRAFT!!!!"
"Reapply."
"We have no parents. So we can have ice cream for breakfast!"
"Do you even ukelele?"
"Badeeya! Say, do you remember?"
(After just about anything good. Which was just about everything.) "It's a birthday miracle!"
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