Sunday, October 27, 2013

How NOT to order food when you don't speak the local language (Part 1)


1.  Point randomly at a selected line from the menu posted on the wall.

2. When the waiter tries to explain what you have ordered, be sure to smile, nod, and say "1, please."


3. Receive steaming bowl full of anchovies. In spicy broth. 


4. Eat an anchovy, toasting "the next step". Confirm your suspicion that eating anchovies is NOT to your taste.


6. Go to "Pizza School" and order cheese pizza. You don't need to ask for the corn, it's included.



                                                    Here's James Teacher washing down anchovy soup with a slice and a stubby coke! What did we learn today?  Trying new foods is fun.  Anchovies are (usually) not.
Bonus: Sunset on my street, on another wonderful day.




Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Landing

The yellow circle painted onto the hot blacktop of my church parking lot/school playground served multiple purposes to the creative child-- dodgeball, of course, was one, but another turned its two-dimensional, pothole riddled surface into a game of adventure.  We would spin around, arms and ponytails perpendicular to our wobbly legs, until we nearly toppled with dizziness, finally calling out the names of the places where our homemade tornados had dropped us. 


I never really thought about that game until I realized, mid-trans-Pacific flight, that I was playing it again; traveling one half-spin of the Earth and landing in South Korea, unexplored territory, where adventure abounds!





So where the hell am I? 

Korea is split up into provinces and special cities, in a system I have not adequately researched to be able to explain, but I can provide a map!  

I live (and work) in the Gyeonggi Province (that's the yellow one around Seoul), in the city area of Yongin (to the right of Suwon, because I got sick of looking for a decent picture).



Anyway, I arrived yesterday, and today was my first work day. Details to follow in a subsequent post, but I wanted to toss up a couple pictures of what I've seen and, more importantly, what I've eaten!



This was a cold (!) noodle dish I ate at a Korean BBQ restaurant.  Ice cubes of red broth floated around spaghetti-like noodles and some green veggies, with sesame seeds and a boiled egg as a garnish.  On recommendation, I added a little yellow mustard and white vinegar to the broth, which surprisingly complimented and somewhat cut the spice.  Cold noodles are WEIRD (which is probably what you were thinking, right?) but delicious so long as you are not expecting them to be hot.  It seems most things are like that...


Monday, October 7, 2013

The Countdown Begins

Hi all!  Finally, a post on this desolate blog.  From now on I will fill it with the tumbleweeds of my adventures in South Korea.  In case you are just hearing about this, in 14 days I'm headed to Jukjeon-dong, Suji-gu, Yongin-si, Gyeonggi-do (yes, i'll wait while you googlemaps that), to teach English for a year.  Just this past week I received two exciting things:



My itinerary!

Yes, it's basically time travel.  My 12-month contract with the International Language School in Jukjeon begins the day after I arrive.  The other exciting thing is a bit more tangible:
Korean Work Visa

So there it is. I'm on my way to the (other) end of the world-- Woohoo!!!