How NOT to order food when you don't speak the local language (Part 1)

1.  Point randomly at a selected line from the menu posted on the wall.

2. When the waiter tries to explain what you have ordered, be sure to smile, nod, and say "1, please."

3. Receive steaming bowl full of anchovies. In spicy broth. 

4. Eat an anchovy, toasting "the next step". Confirm your suspicion that eating anchovies is NOT to your taste.

6. Go to "Pizza School" and order cheese pizza. You don't need to ask for the corn, it's included.

                                                    Here's James Teacher washing down anchovy soup with a slice and a stubby coke! What did we learn today?  Trying new foods is fun.  Anchovies are (usually) not.

Bonus: Sunset on my street, on another wonderful day.